I love valve as much as the next PC gamer, but I agree their rules should not affect what publishers do entirely on other platforms.

Something like that. Emulators also give the ability to emulate cameras using pictures or video feeds.

They just need to set up a Google play equipped emulator, set the picture as simulated camera input and put in the inputs to the emulator (also automatable)

Great sarcasm!

That is sarcasm, right?