Alright fine ill switch browsers AGAIN
Alright fine ill switch browsers AGAIN
if only there was a simple easy solution
i break into stores after hours and steal things
my lil bros and i quote this daily, still, 15 years later
oh i forgot the killing spree shoutouts
killing spree
rampage!
Unstoppable
…
G O D L I K E
HEADSHOT
HEADSHOT- DOUBLEKILL
MULTIKILL
ULTRA KILL
…MMMMMMM MONSTER KILLL LLLLLL
like jurassic park, life finds a way
Comouter scientists are now able to change gender as an evolutionary response to the lack of women in STEM fields
the socks are not mandatory, they are just given out in case anyone is chosen to be the new cutest girl in the office
i will warn you that if you ever start saying “mrrrp…nya :3” even as a joke, it WILL trigger the process to begin
…oh shit wait
that was a great summary, thank you
trying to research such a broad topic was overwhelming
A human (pictured, right) outrunning the flesh-starved, reanimated corpses that we all see when we close our eyes for too long. Keep it up, human! They lack the necessary supportive tissues to sustain bipedal movement! You can beat them!
i crave decisiveness like that. it would make me so happy if that sort of behavior became the norm.
too many corpos getting away with murder because they are more convenient than their competitors or because switching is too hard
hello, i have chosen to value your opinion above my own based on very shaky reasoning i will not be sharing
I abandoned chrome for being too RAM-hungry when im playing games w the browser open
i abandoned Internet Explorer for being too slow
and i abandoned firefox for being too bloated and sluggish, but that was like 2010 and things change
im currently using Opera but why do you choose firefox over its contemporaries?
is your house just an oven and a light switch?
every netsec admin i know lives like that and is DISGUSTED at how many “smart” appliances i have
If a product says “AI” on it, and its not talking about NPCs in a videogame, i assume the product is shitty and took 30x the energy to produce than a human-made product of the same quality
no clue, i had spent the last 48 hours losing all the moisture in my body so i was pretty dehydrated and had a fever
that entire week was like a weird dream
i really should not have driven a car in the physical state i was in, tbh
this was only 2 years ago, right? like maybe last summer or the one before
im in Virginia and one time i had a really bad norovirus infection and my employer told me i would terminated if i didn’t show up and that he couldnt do anything about it (this was my 6th sick day in the past 11 months)
i showed up and had an accident on myself, very messy. Norovirus messy.
I walked into his office, reeking like hell, and i asked him if he had any mints or febreeze
He tried to send me home to change and i declined.
exactly
i got married last year
im literally a level 1 husband.
Im a level 32 human but only a level 6 Adult, really. I moved out at 22 but spent the first 3 years partying and barely making rent
I think 25 was the year i started actually trying to do a good job at life, so im still pretty new at it
Yall GOTTA stop pretending 30 is old
ive only been an adult on my own for like 5 years, relax
My plan was to steal one from a real estate company but i can try your thing
oh i know how this works and its not the way you think. Its somehow better and worse at the same time
Im going to describe the process using a hypothetical situation:
You decide to try a new shampoo but you’re not sure what to buy. You ask your friend “hey what shampoo do you use” and they tell you they use Head and Shoulders.
Later that night, you google head and shoulders and read reviews
The next day, your friend gets Head and Shoulders ads on youtube and facebook and Instagram, etc
This is because google knows both of your locations and search history. It sees that you two were within a few feet of each for hours and decides to shoot ads at you both, based on what either of you have searched recently.
This is called proximity targetted advertising and i think its gross.
But this is why so many people say things like “we were talking about it and now im seeing ads they must be spying on me”