Also just as possible nobody believes her bullshit cause most of us have had parents like that. Don’t let it defeat you.

They’re even more histologically related to each other than they are to anything else. Lips and anus look surprisingly similar under a microscope.

Came here to say this. Also a deceased person would make a better president by far

Hi functioning, I’m functioning high!

These worked on glass. Almost nothing today works on a glass table but these did

Google is absolutely a snitch, but I’m glad they weren’t in this particular instance. They use AI to find and kill Palestinians, but they didn’t out the one white guy trying to get away so I guess it could be worse…

Ok I know this is way late, but this guy literally abducted orphans off the street and injected them with live viruses without their consent. I mean I’m glad we learned about vaccines and all, but I’m mostly glad I get vaccinated by choice these days.

What a liar, I can call you anything I want, you can’t tell me what I can and can’t call you, so that was a lie and you are a liar. There I said it. I’ll call you a “lier” too if that helps, lier. What you gonna do now?

This hit my PTSD pretty hard, never thought of it that way before. Thanks friend

Yup, but this one lacks breaks!

Also the pedals are pretty far from the seat since it’s designed for you to sit up and not be reclined like a recumbent bike

I’ve used a wheelchair for back problems where I couldn’t stand but my legs worked great. People would look at me with such judgement when I would reposition my legs without using my hands, but I’m not gonna explain my whole situation to every person who walks by.

Underrated comment. I went to school with a bunch of kids who fully did not expect to live past 25 years old. It was a different mindset and they needed and received different advice than I did.

• interrogating a suspected rapist

I grew up with dimes and dubs, please don’t tell me I’m a boomer (I’m much too young anyway lol)

Was gonna post exactly this, but you already did it. Well played

Everyone gets therapy