No, I am the video game boy! I’m the one who wins!

Officer: “What are you planning to do? Steal this thing?”

Thief: “Steal? No, no. I’ve come to take it back!”

Random unexpected ponies, on my Lemmy? It’s more likely than you think!

Thanos was right in theory, incorrect in execution.

Only if you exercise the proper technique.

Decades? Brother, that has been humanity throughout its existence, sadly.

Hilariously, this was just a little further down my feed:

https://lemmy.world/post/41185979

Amusingly, I’ve seen that, and I’ve also considered the similarly named Volla phone built by the Germans. You can have Ubuntu Touch as well as their own Android-based VollaOS.

https://volla.online/en/volla-phone/

Even playing games on Linux is much better now thanks to Steam. Never a better time to change. I want my next phone to have Ubuntu Touch as well. Fuck the horrible Google/Apple ecosystem.

“I love the uneducated”

You can still use it, but now you get to use it in the knowledge that you are now Steve Buscemi.

It annoys the shit out of me that they never made the “kids” section of youtube an entirely separate thing.

Like TV, they could curate the hell out of it and not just allow anyone to upload, but no, they instead made way too much money from elsagate videos and videos of kids swimming. Now that that’s gone, it’s now making money off of kids from AI slop.

I’ve seen this a few times and I will never not downvote it as it’s completely the wrong sentiment to take to someone throwing literal rocks at you, no matter your size.

Someone causing you harm isn’t going to suddenly stop harming you because you’re taking the high road, no, they’re going to continue with it and get more brazen with it because you just let them get away with it.

Forgiveness, when undeserved, only leads to toxic and abusive relationships with toxic and abusive people.

They could pay me and I still wouldn’t take it.

I boycotted back then and am happy to say I’ve stayed with it. Fuck EA.

Often, it’s not about the person you’re arguing against, it’s for the people watching who are on the fence.

If you can keep yourself calm, rational, and present convincing evidence, then you can save some people from falling into those conspiracy and religious holes from which they may never return.

Sometimes you get lucky and bring someone back from the brink.

It’s estimated about 2% of Americans believe Earth is flat, and a further 9% aren’t sure what shape it is.

2% of Americans is near 7,000,000 people. Near 40,000,000 don’t believe the Earth is a ball or are unsure.

Even if you can’t convince the 2%, that’s still roughly 33,000,000 people in America alone you could potentially help with critical thinking. We need all the help we can get.

As a driving instructor myself: you’re the person I warn my learners about 👍

"I looked in the mirror and was pleased to discover that I have a very lengthy white penis. It’s the best penis, the longest penis.

My doctor told me I was looking at a pube and that I actually have a micropenis. Luckily for us, that very bad, nasty man was under investigation for being in illegal immigrant from Lithuania and is now being sent back to his home in El Salvador where he belongs."

Dead Rising.

Everything happens with our without your input. You can just chill out, do nothing, and the game ends.

It’s that the horse from Horsin’ Around?!