This is the one.

Lol. How do you not see the hilarity of what you wrote?

I’m tempted to explain it but man, c’mon.

Buddy, come on.

Nah. We can expect better behavior from the app.

Gestures are muscle memory and faster.

Ok.

Exactly.

Imagine being ridiculed for not enjoying frustration and games designed around failure. It’s a damned shame.

You’re describing the horrid souls-like experience embraced by every gamer in these times.

It’s unpopular to dislike being annoyed and frustrated with your game, didn’t you hear?

It’s too late. They will all capitulate out of fear. Democracy is dead.

That’s because it’s bullshit.

What the fuck. No. He’s a known troll of the dotard.

The correct answer based on OPs question. Very nice. Look at you, reading the post like a hero!

I am no tech pioneer so a lot of these phrases mean nothing to me. That doesn’t mean I can’t learn, however.

I’m curious, which specific messaging app allows any of what you’ve listed?

The downvotes around anything suggesting iMessages is always ridiculous to me.

It really is the safest app I know for messaging. Is there some privacy issue of which I’m unaware?

This is a horrible reach.

I despise ICE and I don’t know shit about her music but goddamn this incessant hate is making me aware of her. Too bad no one can provide a coherent argument about why “she sucks.”

Maaan. Do not fist bump your supervisor, OP!

I like your general optimism and your faith in this person, friend.

My willy ain’t nilly, Willy.

Goddammit, dimes!

No it’s Becky.

What’re the chances he’s a Fox aficionado now and would absolutely not be a good commiserating partner?