My name is Rod and I like to party.

What are you? A socialist!?

They are idiots. My family is full of Latinos who pull the ladder from behind. They also think they could be on the same level as white people. Nope.

Flavor town

Swamp is appropriate for him.

ROOTS, BLOODY ROOTS

Don’t threaten me with a good time

Who doesn’t?

She’s pretty funny. Definitely a femcel.

And masturbate

Best I can do is ass grass.

He’s a shittier version of Aziz’s character in Parks and Rec.

Where’s the Any button?!

Real human bean

Your wife does have great milkers.

Might confirm we’re the aliens from the future coming back to study primitive life.