So if she weighs the same as a duck… then she’s made of wood…

and therefore…

A WITCH!! BURN HER!!

I’ll fight you to say it loudest.

I get that they were supposedly somehow pretty influential but nothing in their catalog is pleasant to listen to.

It has all the quality of a garage band of middle school children recorded on a tape recorder that was run over by their dads car.

I couldn’t even pretend to like it to get with a really hot hippie chick in high school, not worth it.

August Burns Red - Carol of the Bells

Honestly most of that album “Sleddin’ Hill” shreds pretty hard 🤘