My favorite Cthulhu aphorism related to the mythos was:

No lives matter, and that’s a fact.

I will hunt you for sport.

“Why not write Assembly then?”

Oh, here comes the genius motherfucker with the big-brain counterargument: “Well, if HTML’s so great, why not just write everything in Assembly, huh?”. Wow, look at you, you clever little prick. Did you come up with that all by yourself? Writing web pages in Assembly is like using a fucking scalpel to slice your overcooked steak: sure, it’ll get the job done, but you’re gonna look like a complete asshole while you’re at it. HTML just works, you absolute tool. It’s been the backbone of the web since Al Gore flipped the switch, and it’ll still be here long after your trendy framework is rotting in a GitHub graveyard. So take your smartass logic and shove it. HTML’s king, and you’re just a peasant with a keyboard.

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Just fucking use HTML.

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We did evolve grandmother’s.

Grandmother’s what? What’s implied by the “'s” after “grandmother”?

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Unpopular opinion: it’s an annoying song, from an overrated band, centered around to 2 egotistical alcoholic douchebag brothers. The atrocious timbre of the lead voice makes me feel as if I’m listening to someone chew on aluminum/aluminium foil.

I am 41. I hated this song and this band back then, and I hate them now, even more, which I find surprising that it’s possible to do so.

@But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world

Your mom is clearly wrong.

Lemur-lookin’-ass. What a dipshit. His band sucks too.

proletariate proletariat

Helix, ftw.

Bitch-made, in the literal sense, as in “of ill birth from a mangy female dog”.

I have heard it used in common street language where I’m from from both men and women, gay and straight.

Cool beans.

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Whataboutism, straw-men, conflation, deflection, and bad-faith argumentation.

I have. I stand by everything I’ve written in this post.

This guy did a lot of the work for me.

That’s racist!