Step 0: You don’t. You are Cat’s subject, all you ever were belonged to Cat when you were no more than a gleam in your parents’ eyes. “Negotiation” is devoid of meaning to you. You are perfectly happy.
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Leopards Ate My Face@lemmy.world•Caitlyn Jenner Begs Trump for Help Changing Passport GenderEnglish
4·2 days agoThis is a safety factor, OK? I can’t travel internationally anymore… I don’t blame President Trump, I love him. But for a lot of people this is a huge issue… I don’t know what’s gonna happen because I don’t think this was really thought out, what this means—not just for the males-to-females.

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Dank Memes@lemmy.world•You probably went over a bump or something.English
41·2 days agoGet it straight, buster, I’m not here to say “please”. I’m here to tell you what to do.
They all just need a Big Kahuna Burger. With a Sprite.
I can just hear the regressives foaming at the mouth in their dementia.
Their blessing is bounded by the curse of not knowing that knowing mine is the cause of their demise.
I don’t think it’s a meme per se, as much as it is a statement about how AI is frequently used to create perfect pictures of animals, and goodest boye in the pic is wonderfully all natural. I could be, and am frequently, wrong though.
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Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•The way this egg peels in infuriatingEnglish
201·17 days agoHey. You. Yeah, you.☝️See that up there? That whole “ice bath” nonsense? That’s it. That’s the trick. Ice bath after boiling. Off you go.
💫T H E G O O D E S T B O Y E💫
Flawless loop
You’re good. That’s not Blade, that’s a documentary about Blade. As long as Blade himself doesn’t open the package, there’s no problem.
I bet b he’s good buddies with SSG Leaudrag.
Time mixed cream cough for a berry filled drop.
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Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•Incel propaganda in my music appEnglish
12·2 months agoI practically live by the “don’t recommend” options, although recently I’ve started getting “block this video/channel”, which is peculiar.
Might wanna drop those skivvies (belted skivvies? That’s new.) in step 2, otherwise you can skip all this nonsense and just shit yourself.









Bet they played Striking Vipers