YoiksAndAway

I see the dilemma here. On the one hand, it’s a very important moment in his relationship with his son. On the other hand, tacos.

Cool! This guy changed how I use my dishwasher.

“I CAN’T HEAR YOU!”

No, I’m pretty sure you did.

I can already feel the broken wrist I could get from this post.

No problem! I can just kill the process in the…shit.

Demon Core – It’s what’s for dinner!

Maybe it’s just me. Years ago, my friends and I would meet at Buffalo Wild Wings for a weekly trivia night, and somebody would play it several times a night every week. Enough that it has led to a lifelong aversion to that song in particular and Meat Loaf in general.

Paradise by the Dashboard Light gives you a lot of bang for your buck. I’m not sure if it’s 20 minutes long or if it just seems that way.

Trophies are weird. You work your ass off to be the best bowler, pickle ball player, or ball gargler and then they’re like, “Awesome! Here’s a big, cheap, ugly piece of shit to dust once a week.”

A relationship is a constant state of socialized french fries.

Looking at you, Adobe Acrobat.

Por que no los dos?

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