Im not a luddite, I’ll still use clay tablets.

Can’t stop my imagination GoVeRnMeNt! I’ll masturbate to all those geriatric fucks.

I either wake up rested or not my problem anymore.

im pretty sure its this

It’s too late! I saw everything.

tlc - no scrubs

Missy Elliot had some. The trash bag outfit comes to mind.

Remember to take your meds and to do light streches to help with the back pain.

Turns out its a slur for someone with a disability usually legs.

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/gimp

I feel the same about cigars on this scene from Dr. Strangelove

Spouse does it, but they go goblin mode. Paste foam everywhere. I guess they find it fun.

My go to rice recipe: spanish rice

Add some refried beans and a protein or cheese, kids will clean their plate.

Fuck, i remember coming home from unloading 18 wheelers when I was 22. As I was getting out the car, my change fell out my pocket and I bent over to pick it up. As I picked up the last quarter, twinge in my lower back like someone softly poked me with a stick, stand up and instant spasms. I Had to call my roommate to help me up the stairs.

After 6 hrs of trying not to breathe as to not trigger more spasms, roomate got a few percocet from the dealer downstairs. Luckily it was Friday so I didn’t miss work.

When is trump gonna WAKE UP and DEFEND america from these VIOLENT TERRORIST SQUIRRELS!

Nvidia is really fucked.

Me and my 5 shares of AMD I bought for like 10 bucks.

Ty Su bae

I’ve fasted before. Just three days so I can eat normally on the 4th and not having worry about refeeding syndrome. I’m pretty sure hes talking about your daily electrolyte requirements

• Sodium: 1500 mg for adult men and women
  

• Potassium: 3400 mg for adult men and 2600 mg for adult women
  

• Chloride: 2300 mg for adult men and women
  

• Magnesium: 420 mg for adult men and 320 mg for adult women 
  

• Calcium: 1000 mg for adult men and 1200 mg for adult women 
  

I bought nu salt(potassium chloride) and added that to regular salt to my jug of water(2L) and a Cal+Mag pill. I didn’t do long fasts so it didn’t really matter for me, but they are crucial for any extended fast.

We need to start following politicians with cameras, parabolic microphones, and what-not like gargoyles in Snow Crash. Stream video while out in public, posts of their locations when their not.

How to make RDX is on YouTube

make binary explosive its two parts that are completely safe by themselves but mixed together its an explosif

Pipe bomb,basically a homemade frag grenade fill it with black or gun powder.

Congrats you’re now a republican

Tell your coworkers to start plopping on the toilet. Won’t last 3 days

Grandma married at 16, they eloped and Gpa was 19. First Kid at 17. Gdaughter at 36( Gma had her last kid at 35), GGdaughter at 57. And I believe GGGson at 74. Which I’m pretty sure is far enough removed that they’re no longer family. We had a huge celebration for their 65 year anniversary. We counted the sign in and it was 120ish kids not counting the aunts and uncles. It was weird to me having my friends picked up from school by their dads when I was sure it was their grandpas. Meanwhile my youngest aunt and oldest cousin where basically sisters growing up.

The courts have failed us. This is for disclosure of one of trumps conspiracy theories that epstein was connected to high ranking democrats. trump is fighting it so bad because it makes him look bad. Republicans have voted for known pedophiles before so it’s not like it’s a deal breaker to his base.