unalivejoy

And near monopoly.

Can you really call it a monopoly when the competition keeps shooting itself in the foot?

I will assume this is just the password they use in development. But they should probably be using pglite.

Modern JavaScript has come a long way.

This can be fixed by switching from npm to pnpm or bun. They use hard links and a package cache.

As long as you didn’t go swimming in the Seine.

Why did I read this in an Indian accent?

I was in Paris for a week back in April and the only thing that helped me was taking a ducolax

tbf, drinking the water in Paris is probably what gave you constipation.

Goblin bofa deez

Good news! It’s a suppository.

Android started out as a framework for blackberry. So probably we’d all be using blackberries.

Paying customers/additional ad revenue

If they’re French, it means they’re attracted to bread.

Invincible VS Daddy Issues

We’ve successfully put the cart before the horse.

Yay bugs!

Jia Tan

Reddit sucks.

He can host his own instance, then you’re free to block it.