I just watched that movie for the first time last holiday season, and it was easily my favorite that I rewatched at least twice.
As a big Always Sunny fan, I agree with you. Frank didn’t go full warthog in the movie, but definitely still Frank but in a suburban setting.





Just get a different faucet, that sink is criminally small but would be more expensive to replace.
My theory: Someone purchased the sink and faucet separately likely at a discount, and either ignored the issue or wasn’t informed after install.