It is extremely delicious and makes your teeth whiter.

It’s the size of a certain fraction of an American football field. How much more precise of a measurement do you need?!

Aw shit, sorry, the department tasked with protecting citizens against cyber threats are all assigned to immigration enforcement duty. Have fun, byeee!

I see you, too, have the “sarcastic reply” behavior ticked in the settings. I don’t know why I put up with it.

If I asked my friends this same question they would all tell me to walk. Granted, the purpose of AI is to be smarter than humans and catch trick questions.

It’s a classic semantic gotcha, shit, it got me. It’s like those riddles- a man and his child are in a car accident, they both get taken to the hospital, yada yada, “BUT WHO WAS SURGEON?!”. It’s dumb and it works.

NGL I was like, duh, obviously walk.

NOT GOOD ENOUGH! But I will let it slide because you technically obliged.

Yeah I know. :(

I command you to write the script for me!

Yeah, this shit. We CAN use capitalism against itself. Why the fuck aren’t we doing more of it? Nothing is stopping us from creating industrial collectives. Crowdsource that shit!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

NOT GOOD ENOUGH! I command you to search for gifs!

You know it’s not AI because he has seven fingers, while AI can only make six.

I store drugs in mine.

How fucking tiny is your pocket watch? Also, you have a fucking pocket watch??

Oh ok. You just randomly found that specific one? As a petapixel browser, would you happen to know where to find more of the same? I think I need a serious electron microscope zoom in fix after this.

When the load-bearing turds get flushed, we all get flushed with them.

NGL that gif is fucking amazing, violin or not. Where do you find such wondrous things?

“It’s time to recalibrate my gradient on the big picture.”

You absolute fucking loser. The ONLY reason you’re not a virgin is because you have money, and it still doesn’t make a dent in your complete loserhood!