PUT THAT DISGUSTING WATER BACK IN THE TOILET WHERE IT BELONGS! LIKE ALL REAL MEN I ONLY DRINK PRIME HYDRATING ENERGY DRINKS AND FIREBALL CINNAMON WHISKEY!!!
DANG, I’VE BEEN DOING IT WRONG. I ONLY DRINK MOTOR OIL 'CUZ IT’S SO REFRESHING AND 'CUZ I CAN SHARE WITH MY HOG. AROOOOOO!
THATS M’F’N MINERAL WATER BRO…SOMEONE GO TELL THE HYDRO HOMIES
THIS FUCKIN COMMUNITY MAKES ME THINK OF SALTY HARLEY RIDERS THAT HANGOUT AT ALE HOUSE WEARING THEIR LEATHER VESTS WITH THEIR POW/MIA PATCHES, WHICH THE MAJORITY OF THOSE MFERS DODGED THE VIETNAM DRAFT. AROOOOO CRANK THAT HOG FOR POSERSSSS!!!
HYDRATION IS BADASS!!!
You’re supposed to type in all caps
WHAT???
I COULDN’T REALLY HEAR BUT I THINK HE SAID SOMETHING LIKE “YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO WIPE IN ALL GAPS”… HYGIENE IS IMPORTANT!!!
OH DANG. FORGOT WHAT COMMUNITY I WAS IN. THANK YOU MFer!