This is a great template

Remember, “aphrixiation” is a liberal scam, so we will plant more trees for Big Oxigen!

Couldn’t be me. I can take it or leave it no problem. Addiction is a mindset.

The other day, my parents and I were checking out some conspiratorial pamphlet that was shoved into our mailbox, that claimed “mEdIcInE uSe Is ThE #3 gReAtEsT kIlLeR!!1” and we collectively went “#2 is water drinking and #1 is oxygen inhalation.”