Good news! You’ve got the longest side 100% of the time.
Grab the middle and pull it through the center
This is how you create a wormhole in your bedroom.
Honestly as a kid I thought I had opened a wormhole in my bedroom. I was sleeping on the floor on an inflatable mattress which had an attached bedsheet that didn’t come off. During the night I turned on my side, flipped the bed, it hooked onto the wardrobe door handle and I was suspended upside down diagonally.
I’m convinced bedding defies physics at this point.
inflatable mattress which had an attached bedsheet that didn’t come off.
Wtf is that?
Are you being pulled down by the sheet then?
Admittedly it was a long time ago but it was either that you couldn’t remove the sheet or it was zipped on. It was an air bed.
That sounds more like a punishment than a sleeping occasion
What else did your parents had in their parentory reportoire?
