I went off to Coles because I’ve been sugar deprived and wanted some Malteser bunnies. Saw a young chick stacking the Easter shit and she asked me what I wanted and I told her and she picked a bag and I said “oh no not the kitkat they’re shit. All I see is a sea of purple”. I swear it just flew out. I thanked her and walked away then it dawned on me that perhaps she was a Cadbury rep and that’s why she was wearing purple. Oops.
Anyway “WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY MALTESER BUNNIES COLES? I ASK 3 DIFFERENT PEOPLE AND THEY SENT ME TO THE PURPLE. SOMEONE WILL GET HURT”.
I went off to Coles because I’ve been sugar deprived and wanted some Malteser bunnies. Saw a young chick stacking the Easter shit and she asked me what I wanted and I told her and she picked a bag and I said “oh no not the kitkat they’re shit. All I see is a sea of purple”. I swear it just flew out. I thanked her and walked away then it dawned on me that perhaps she was a Cadbury rep and that’s why she was wearing purple. Oops.
Anyway “WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY MALTESER BUNNIES COLES? I ASK 3 DIFFERENT PEOPLE AND THEY SENT ME TO THE PURPLE. SOMEONE WILL GET HURT”.
They seem to be all sold out online. Please don’t hurt me.
No way. I’ve put the call out to 6 of my closest nearest and dearest. Hopefully someone comes through.
Don’t stand too close to me bacon. Shits about to fly.
You wanted bunnies specifically right? Not eggs. For that authentic bunny flavour.
I ended up with one of those. Not the same but I got desperate.
Livin large in the East.😎
Ohhh THEY’RE ONLY LITTLE! I was looking for big bunnies. Now I’m not sure if they had any.
They also come in a pack. I normally get six of them.
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and thus concludes my Easter egg hunt for the year. Thank you.
You’re welcome