He’s leaving out a key element in the process here.
King Triton was dropping fucking LOADS.
Spraying the whole kingdom.
Why couldn’t she be the other kind of mermaid!? With the fish part on top and the lady part on the bottom?
Why does the fish head have hair?
Maybe it’s a weird fin, like with this guy:
Bro visited his mermaid
I’m into it
The part where he nutted on the eggs to fertilise them is missing
Yeah, came here to point that out, it’s a very important fact that’s missing
Wait until she finds out how she’ll be doing it once she’s human. I suspect she’ll prefer this approach.
I dunno, if I suddenly grew a vagina I might want to use it.
Darlin’ it’s better
Down where it’s wetter
Thanks I hate it
The problem isn’t stuff going in, it’s the baby coming out.
Many people with vaginas have a lot of sex that makes no babies
The specific subject that Triton is telling Ariel about is where babies come from.
🎶 Up where they walk
Up where they run
Up where they fuck all day in the sun🎵
Got a new V
Try it with me
Let’s give it a whirl
Wow, this lyric actually works better than the original, thanks to the near rhyme between walk and fuck.
To give birth?
That’s not what I use mine for, but whatever makes you happy.
The image is in regards to child bearing though.
Well, I feel like my followup joke makes itself.
If Triton is a fish, why does he have nipples?
Those aren’t nipples, those are extra eggs that he carries around in case he needs a snack.
So romantic.
Third panel has a typo, that “a” should be removed. I can’t look away, someone do something about it.
Just read it with a bad Italian accent.
100% read it like Mario and it’s ‘a fine :-)
I have changed my mind, I’m now on board with the tragic Italian backstory
It’s a me
TFW no one will ever look at you the way Ariel’s mum looks at an egg.
