The Assman

Her jawline is unbelievable. She’s like a more beautiful thwomp from mario

He specifically asked for that

Keeps me regular

There isn’t a soul on lemmy that doesn’t know Linux exists

Back in my day you could turn on the computer and operate it without anyone knowing. Our “internet connection” was demonic screeching from hell on the telephone and you didn’t need it to play solitaire.

I like the bulleit old fashioned

Founders makes some great beer.

Who else learned of this song from 40 year old virgin

Homie there are pizza flavored ones

I’m keeping an eye on this but I really hate the anime blush on every character

They’d charge you for your sims’ water bill if they could

You’re saying they measure your dick when you die? I have to be dead and embarrassed?

You are gay

Rest in piss

“fuck them kids”

- Michael Jordan

Wilderness therapy is real

If it means we get to meet Judy I’m down

You can sue someone for literally anything, have you not seen Judge Judy?

Yes, your body needs to get used to running slowly. Basically I said one day, “I can run a marathon,” without any real preparation beside just running a lot. I actually didn’t have any chronic pain until after I ran it and then quit running lol

It’s pretty easy to run beyond the point of injury due to adrenaline, etc. I fucked up the joints in my feet without realizing I was doing it, and the chronic pain came long after I actually caused the injury.