fuzzy logic doesn’t send a constant stream of user data back to the mother company.

The problem isn’t using choice making systems, the problem is using purchased appliances as spyware for corporate profit.

*Inspects saucepan*

It does? Wow this technology stuff is more insidious than I thought.

Our rice cooker’s only “logic” is a spring that lifts the bowl off the element once enough water has evaporated.

I don’t have or use a rice cooker. Not that that makes me special. I cook my rice in the oven using the Alton Brown method.