Update I have come to a decision. Thank you to all who contributed suggestions. Please feel free to keep the discussion going to help others.
Update I have come to a decision. Thank you to all who contributed suggestions. Please feel free to keep the discussion going to help others.
Look on Starlink.com. I don’t expect it’s much worse than your typpical evil ISP or phone caerrier in terms of privacy. Certainly you could route everything through a VPN and that might help a little.
Added: in the UK doesn’t it rain all the time? Maybe you just need some catchment area and a storage tank, instead of a well.
I can see it now:
“SOS I need help, I’m stuck in an underwater cave just outside Tulum, Mexico and I’m running out of air!”
“Finding your geolocation, we have determined your cave is in New Zealand. Dispatching rescue team to the Mines of Moria.”