HAPPY WEEKEND, MF’ERS! WHEREVER YOU ARE, WHATEVER YOU’RE DOING, AND WHOEVER YOU’RE DOING IT WITH, I’M WISHING YOU JOY AND LOVE!

  • jiberish@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    F YEAH, MF’ERS! CRANK SO LOUD THAT YOUR NEIGHBORS COME OVER AND KISS YOU GOODNIGHT ON THE LIPS!

    APOLOGIES, BROTHER. I COULDN’T HEAR YOUR HOGS CRANKING BECAUSE I PUT MY HEAD DOWN ON MY HOG AND WAS CRANKING MY SELF INTO SLEEPY DREAMTIME! MY DOOR IS UNLOCKED AND MY LIPS ARE PURSED.