@return2ozma@technology
10 years ago, the Feds wanted backdoors to all of phones so they could read all of our text messages. Now, the Feds want everyone not to use software that has backdoors so the Chinese cannot read our phones. The Feds don’t want competition.
Absolutely. They were so arrogant they never thought it would happen to us. After all, we are in charge of our own networks so why would we expect the enemy to be at the gates? Let’s make those gates out of cardboard so it’s easier to spy on everyone.
Of course then you have things like CALEA mandating a back door, you have cheap telecom companies that will happily buy cheap lowest bidder Chinese hardware and install it "everywhere* without concern for security (after all, it’s not their data being stolen) and now the enemy isn’t just at the gates but inside the walls.
A decade ago, making sure the feds could read everyone’s mail was the national security priority. Suddenly when the Chinese can read everyone’s mail, good security is the national security priority.
It’s too bad there was no way to predict this in advance. Oh wait…
@return2ozma @technology
10 years ago, the Feds wanted backdoors to all of phones so they could read all of our text messages. Now, the Feds want everyone not to use software that has backdoors so the Chinese cannot read our phones. The Feds don’t want competition.
The backdoors they use are there for freedom and justice, the backdoors the “others” use are tools of evil and security risks!
did you forget to add “/s” or do you really believe what you wrote?
Sometimes sarcasm is clear enough without signalling it. I guess not for everyone.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe’s_law
It was a joke, bruh!
Edit: Huh. Guess people downvoting didn’t read up on Poe’s Law posted above. Shocked! Well, not that shocked.
For clarity, I was being satirical.
Yes
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scare_quotes
-signed, DefinitelyNotAFed@Federal.Bureau
“They’re the same picture”
For real, I bet this guy didn’t back the “Definitely Don’t Maybe Not Almost Probably Save The Children ACT.”
Braindead take of the day.
Your comment applies more to your own than the one you responded to. It’s a crazy form of recursion.
Nah that’s just your own wishful thinking.
Absolutely. They were so arrogant they never thought it would happen to us. After all, we are in charge of our own networks so why would we expect the enemy to be at the gates? Let’s make those gates out of cardboard so it’s easier to spy on everyone.
Of course then you have things like CALEA mandating a back door, you have cheap telecom companies that will happily buy cheap lowest bidder Chinese hardware and install it "everywhere* without concern for security (after all, it’s not their data being stolen) and now the enemy isn’t just at the gates but inside the walls.
A decade ago, making sure the feds could read everyone’s mail was the national security priority. Suddenly when the Chinese can read everyone’s mail, good security is the national security priority.
It’s too bad there was no way to predict this in advance. Oh wait…