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minus-squaresaltesc@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16arrow-down1·edit-21 year agoGet bakery bread. It costs the same, is yummy, supports a local artisan, and friends will think you’re a baller at sandwich parties. “Yo, this is dope! Check out this guy’s bread everyone! What is it?” “Tiger loaf.” “I haven’t heard of that brand! Is it online?” “Oh, you…” girls from across the room keep whispering about your slices not being boring square shaped “I heard he knows four languages and has a holiday home in Tuscany…” “Back iff, Becky. He’s mine.” “Oh my god. Chill, Beatrice. We can share him. Wouldn’t mind his toast in the morning.” “Wow, you cheeky slut, Becky. These sandwich parties are always so wild.”
minus-squareJaytreeman@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 year agoI think I’ve met Becky. Get a good marmalade for the morning. She’ll know what you mean when you spread it
minus-squareLetterboxPancake@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkDeutscharrow-up2·1 year agoDoesn’t work like that in Germany 😞
minus-squareStuka@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoThis is the second time this week this has come up. I apparently need to be buying more bread.
Get bakery bread. It costs the same, is yummy, supports a local artisan, and friends will think you’re a baller at sandwich parties.
“Yo, this is dope! Check out this guy’s bread everyone! What is it?”
“Tiger loaf.”
“I haven’t heard of that brand! Is it online?”
“Oh, you…”
girls from across the room keep whispering about your slices not being boring square shaped
“I heard he knows four languages and has a holiday home in Tuscany…”
“Back iff, Becky. He’s mine.”
“Oh my god. Chill, Beatrice. We can share him. Wouldn’t mind his toast in the morning.”
“Wow, you cheeky slut, Becky. These sandwich parties are always so wild.”
I should buy a bread.
I think I’ve met Becky. Get a good marmalade for the morning. She’ll know what you mean when you spread it
cheesy slut
Doesn’t work like that in Germany 😞
This is the second time this week this has come up. I apparently need to be buying more bread.