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ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net to U.S. News@beehaw.org · 6 个月前

100K eggs stolen from central Pa. supplier

www.pennlive.com

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100K eggs stolen from central Pa. supplier

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ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net to U.S. News@beehaw.org · 6 个月前
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The eggs taken from the back of a distribution trailer in Franklin County are worth about $40,000.
  • ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.netOP
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    I plan to buy a bunch of organic free range eggs and sit on them. Then if everything goes according to plan, I’ll be doubling my investments over and over. You’ll see.

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      I plan on doing the same thing with raw milk. I’ll be eating steaks in no time

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        Sloppy steaks?

      • pbjamm@beehaw.org
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        6 个月前

        milk steak?

    • jonne@infosec.pub
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      Or they might just hatch.

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        That’s the joke

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