WATCH OUT M’FER, I THINK YOU’RE SHITTY MACHINE GENERATED HOG IS MISSING A TUSK, AND IS THEREFORE ONLY CRANKABLE IN ONE DIRECTION!!! NO SHAME, JUST KEEPING AN EYE OUT FOR A BROTHER, GOBLESS!!!
MY DRAWING HAND HAS CARPAL TUNNEL, SO I USE FUGGIN AI. I’M NOT PROUD OF IT, BUT I’LL CRANK MY HOG ANYWAY.
WE ALL GOTTA CRANK IT ONE WAY OR ANOTHER, BROTHER
But your mom really liked it.
SPEAK UP HOG CRANKERRR
AND CONSENSUAL SEX IS THE BOOOOMB, EVEN BETTER THAN CRANKING MY HOG. I’M REALLY GLAD OP’S MUM ENJOYED CONSENSUAL SEX AND THEN HOG CRANKING
I SAID PLEASE, YOU FUGGIN PANSY!
Don’t be so egoistic! Your mom deserves a good time too!
While you’re here, listen to this FUGGIN SONG. It’s a real hog cranker:
TOO LATE
ask your therapist today about what doctor sex can do for your mother
OKAY SINCE YOU ASKED POLITELY JUST KEEP CRANKIN IT AROOOO
THANKS, BROTHER!