My cats think so. They keep waking me up by nibbling on my face. I’m not sure whether they’re being cute or trying to give my wife a hint or hells forbid checking whether I’m alive and trying to eat my face. I’ve got like ten hours to decide whether to train them out of it

Decayed broccoli fart

You know it

Biggest problem is thinking of Hispanics as a monolith

Nah, they never mentioned how cheap it was, someone would have noticed

I mean you just gotta try it I guess. You know what’s more fun that being right? Learning something and then being right.

Some of those electric screwdrivers have torque settings. I don’t know how accurate they are (if I was doing an engine, first I’d be using a drill not a screwdriver second I’d actually take the time to calibrate it if I was working on something important) but I haven’t stripped out a screw with that driver yet.

Fucking love electric screwdrivers. They make shit a lot easier most of the time.

I’d ask how, but I bought my nephew his first set of tools for his 25th birthday. He doesn’t exactly know how to use them (I’d gladly teach if I lived closer) but none of his blood relatives are mechanically inclined.

Still, better to have a plunger and not need one than to need a plunger and not have one.

Nah I’m buying hex screws/bolts or flathead ones. It is a feature, the feature is: the screw sucks.

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No pluck it a hair at a time then sort it according to length, then call your doctor concerned that your median and mode hair length are not as different as you’d think

I love your mustache’s hair’s wife

I need to watch this

Wait I thought… 👉👈

Your partner is our lord and savior and this week’s sponsor Crelm Toothbrush Concern. As is all of ours.

I always talk with my wife before I do something weird with my facial hair. Like the colonel sanders was fun, but not sustainable in the long term.

But like, imagine getting dumped because you got a haircut. Not a bad haircut, just a haircut. That’s how ridiculous some people are about facial hair.

Yeah I went back to alt.tv.simpsons and it had like two posts a week. It didn’t quite scratch the itch

I would recommend that you create a couple of accounts on different instances

That’s a lot of effort for social media. Who has time for alts?

No, like all of them at once, only twice.

I’m the one who posts photography exclusively with city and state titles

Wait that’s you? It is why am I not subscribed there yet. You take such vibrant landscapes. I especially love your ocean photos.