• Ertebolle@kbin.social
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    The most unrealistic thing about this is the fact that they get to the recipe after just one paragraph; the real version of this would have like 27 photos of the father, a long essay about growing up and his various demons, etc, and there would be at least half a dozen banners about things gut doctors are begging you not to eat along the way.

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      you’ll need a slow cooker, like the one my dad inherited to me after his death. and lemme tell ya, it was one fine slow cooker […]

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      The actual recipe would have the full police report, crime scene photos, and a catalogue of every item submitted into evidence.

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        No no the real recipe is found buried in a list of court documents pertaining to the case.

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          Recipe is actually at the local courthouse, in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory. Beware of the leopard.

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            Ok but I got the sword hidden behind the shed at the start, so can I use that on the leopard or dies that game over you?