• Kraivo@lemmy.world
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    9 months ago

    girl: thank you, you saved my life

    anon: … i just stole it from you, so i can talk to you

    girl: …

    anon: probably shouldn’t have said that

    Just joking, pals. Girls aren’t real, it’s governmental propaganda to get you out of your room and force into mind washing facilities don’t go out, don’t make a mistake

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      9 months ago

      girl: thank you, you uh…looks at anon…uhh gotta catch a train b-bye! starts running

      anon: I STOLE YOUR WALLET SO NOW YOU HAVE TO TALK TO MEEEE! REEEEEEE-shreiking

      girl: runs faster