by @timoelliott@mastodon.social (source)
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Cartoon of a professor in a classroom pointing at a blackboard saying “every single person who confuses correlation and causation ends up dying”
by @timoelliott@mastodon.social (source)
Cartoon of a professor in a classroom pointing at a blackboard saying “every single person who confuses correlation and causation ends up dying”
I found one study that found that 100% of people who breathe oxygen die, but I found another study that found that 100% of people who don’t breathe oxygen die!
Technically not 100%, a modern study has shown that there are 8 billion people who breathe oxygen currently living!
I found a study where they were able to exclude those examples from the data set for various reasons. :P
Can’t live with it, can’t live without it.
Oxygen — what is it about it?
Oxygen kills, got it.
Science is a hoax confirmed
holy shit batman!
100% of gamblers quit right before they win
Every time!!