A finance expert and Fortune 500 therapist examine the potential motivations of billionaire cheater Steve Ballmer and his subordinates. Unsurprisingly, people who have enough money to do literally anything they want do not evaluate risk the same way as the rest of us. Just another sign that wealth hoarding is a mental illness, imo.
Guillotines, not gallows.
Why not both? Make it a lottery. Slow and painful choking or quick but mentally horrifying.
When done correctly, death by hanging is caused by a broken neck, not choking.
Who said we were gonna do this “correctly”
Yes, because it is more efficient and allows for higher volumes.
All things being equal, I agree, but the gallows have historical notions of punching down, with connections with state oppression, and hanging with lynching; whereas the guillotine invokes class struggle and punching up.
Why not crucifixion?
Because this isn’t a religious struggle
I’m not giving the nationalist Christians a pass - just refusing to lean in to their persecution fetish
Fair enough. Didn’t think of it that way.
All good, you’re one of today’s lucky 10,000.
I like that.
It fits into my motto about questions. “We’re all idiots, it just depends on how much of an idiot you wanna be.”
It’s 2026. How about slowly lowered into a vat of acid, feet-first