The 2nd night of motocross is on tonight at the stadium so there are middle aged dudes wearing camouflage all over the place. I can see you, idiots.

Ok so just before I hit Post I looked down and I’m 40 and wearing camo shorts. God damn it. That’d be why the guy at the shop asked me if I’m in town for the motocross! I meant guys wearing a lot more camo than this! Argh I’m a hypocrite!