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hypnotic_nerd@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 1 year ago

Manager: This task only takes 30 minutes. Why did it take you the whole day?

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Manager: This task only takes 30 minutes. Why did it take you the whole day?

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hypnotic_nerd@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • Looboer@lemm.ee
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    Just use What The Commit.

    You can also create a git alias:

    git config --global alias.yolo ‘!git add -A && git commit -m “$(curl --silent --fail https://whatthecommit.com/index.txt)”’

    Now you can just type ‘git yolo’ to create a commit!

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      “Make Sure You Are Square With Your God Before Trying To Merge This”

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      Full send.

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      Well such an informative reply! Thanks mate 👍

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      Thanks for that, I’ve been laughing like a little kid:

      “hoo boy”

      “lol”

      “Become a programmer, they said. It’ll be fun, they said.”

      I can feel those so well! :')

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      “Chuck Norris Emailed Me This Patch… I’m Not Going To Question It”

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        My first script ever was written in lua for a world of warcraft macro to spit out chuck norris one liners. People in the barrens hated me.

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      Well that’s about half my commit messages that are going to be nonsense on weekends projects, now. Thank you!

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