It’s a trap!
Once you invite them in and feed them, you’ll never get rid of them. But the same could be said for mormons.
Why would you do that with Mormons though?
They said they’d give me a planet
Still, vampires are better.
Morons give out planets?
Insert a joke about kidnapping Mormons here.
I let some Mormons come in once when I was in my early 20’s because I wanted to confirm some things I had heard about their religion that they usually don’t share with outsiders. We talked for about an hour and then I asked them to leave. They came back the next day with their leader, and we talked some more. Then they came back the next day with their leader, and his leader! At that point I just told them point blank that it was nice talking to them, but I’m never converting to Mormonism, so stop coming back. To their credit, they said okay and left. It was an interesting experience.
Honestly, I think vampires would have plenty of volunteers nowadays.
Really depends on the rules vampires exist under.
I’m guessing some people wouldn’t care and just want in, but there are quite a few vampire mythologies that would be a really awful existence.
All existence is awful, but if you were a vampire you would get to wear a neat cape
Finally a chance to clear my games and books backlog
Me in '06/07.
This is brilliant!
So you say your Dracula died and came back to life? And you drink his blood during religious service in his honor?
Yes but it’s human blood that we anoint and gets spiritually converted to Dracula blood.
And that is how I came to be a vampire thunder crash
“Ye- oh! Ha. Nice try, bite guy.”