kersploosh
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kersploosh@sh.itjust.worksOPMto
Funny@sh.itjust.works•Don't swing it by the cord during the guitar solo!
3·2 days agoYears ago I went to a big Dropkick Murphys show that was all ages. It was fantastic seeing parents and grandparents the seats, watching their kids party in the pit. Good times were had by all. The world needs more of this.
It’s about rich kids playing tennis. I will not be taking questions. Now go to bed, for your own good.
Be careful. You might have to marry her to get your hoodie back.
“It puts the lotion on it’s skin…”
I believe that’s the original depiction of Thing.
Before this month, I had no idea there were so many Christmas-themed Addams Family comics!
My parents used cinnamon toothpaste. Vile stuff.
Look at Mr. System 6 over here! I grew up on System 7 myself.
I bet you were transferring all your files over the internet encoded in BinHex format, eh?
I was adding a second drive to a Windows desktop the other day and was tempted to assign it
A:. I just couldn’t do it, though. It felt like I was violating some unspoken rule.
kersploosh@sh.itjust.worksto
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Why do pro athelets get paid millions upon millions of dollars but will be taken off field for something minor? My coach always said walk it off or tough it out. How come its not the same in leagues?
28·1 month agoPlaying through small injuries leads to larger injuries. If your coach were paying you thousands or millions of dollars per game, they would not want you to wreck yourself and end up missing games.
Product R&D engineer here. I have a product manager who only knows how to give one piece of feedback: make it smaller and slimmer. What requirement is driving this? Can’t say. What user need are we trying to address? No idea. But smaller=better for some reason.
kersploosh@sh.itjust.worksOPMto
Funny@sh.itjust.works•It's that time again. Nothing is getting done in the next three weeks.
3·1 month agoThat sounds maddening! Best of luck keeping your head above water.
Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his toes.
kersploosh@sh.itjust.worksto
Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•Whatever happened to the days when shit just...worked?English
131·1 month agoNothing ever just works. You must make it work, and keep it working. If you aren’t making it work yourself, then someone else is doing that for you.
kersploosh@sh.itjust.worksOPto
Public Blue Screens Of Death@lemmy.ohaa.xyz•Defunct store signEnglish
3·1 month agoAbout two months ago.
Chuck Norris doesn’t lift weights. They rise out of respect.









Too many times I’ve been out of the house with the kids and had people say things like, “You’re on Mom duty today, eh? Ha ha.” It’s frustrating that so many people have such low expectations for dads.