𝔼𝕩𝕦𝕤𝕚𝕒@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 9 months agoF- me It's January!lemmy.worldimagemessage-square60fedilinkarrow-up1816arrow-down121
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minus-squareFinishingDutch@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up60arrow-down4·9 months ago“Oh, I don’t need to be careful . I drive a 6000 pound death machine. It’s got airbags.”
minus-squareBossDj@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up9arrow-down6·edit-29 months agoI feel safer in the bigger vehicle edit: guys I was kidding
minus-squaremosiacmango@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·edit-29 months ago“I just like knowing that if there is an accident, I won’t get hurt.”
minus-squareAlteon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·9 months agoUntil everyone is also driving the 6,000 lb death machine. Now you need to get the 9,000 lb death machine to compensate and thus the cycle restarts until everyone commutes to work in literal tanks because “it’s safer”.
minus-squareFranklin@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·9 months agoSarcasm is a risky gambit here. I picked up on it but some people really need that /s
minus-squareBlackmist@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·9 months agoIt could have worked because people who need the /s are the same people driving an SUV like that anyway.
minus-squareSwedneck@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down1·9 months agothat’s why i take the bus
minus-squareShortFuse@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·9 months agoMy old 3500lb death machine (2002 525i) just recalled for unsafe airbags.
“Oh, I don’t need to be careful . I drive a 6000 pound death machine. It’s got airbags.”
I feel safer in the bigger vehicle
edit: guys I was kidding
“I just like knowing that if there is an accident, I won’t get hurt.”
Until everyone is also driving the 6,000 lb death machine. Now you need to get the 9,000 lb death machine to compensate and thus the cycle restarts until everyone commutes to work in literal tanks because “it’s safer”.
Let the arms race begin
Sarcasm is a risky gambit here. I picked up on it but some people really need that /s
It could have worked because people who need the /s are the same people driving an SUV like that anyway.
that’s why i take the bus
My old 3500lb death machine (2002 525i) just recalled for unsafe airbags.