Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 11 months ago“It’s not that hard”sh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square209fedilinkarrow-up1960arrow-down158
arrow-up1902arrow-down1image“It’s not that hard”sh.itjust.worksSjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 11 months agomessage-square209fedilink
minus-squareconditional_soup@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up67·11 months agoQuick, somebody teach this man JavaScript.
minus-squarehemmes@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up34·edit-211 months agoActually on second thought, let’s just give him a marble notebook and crayons and tell him that’s JavaScript.
minus-squareKata1yst@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up8·11 months agoA notebook and crayons? I think you’d just get back stick figure-esque drawings of cybertrucks with notes like “bulletproof” and “anti-gas attack”. Just like the poor Tesla design team.
minus-squarehansl@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·11 months agoWasn’t PayPal coded in PHP? That might explain a lot of things…
minus-squareBoastfulDaedra@lemmynsfw.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·11 months agoJESUS CHRIST MAN! Is the internet still not broken enough for you!?!?
Quick, somebody teach this man JavaScript.
Actually on second thought, let’s just give him a marble notebook and crayons and tell him that’s JavaScript.
A notebook and crayons? I think you’d just get back stick figure-esque drawings of cybertrucks with notes like “bulletproof” and “anti-gas attack”.
Just like the poor Tesla design team.
Wasn’t PayPal coded in PHP? That might explain a lot of things…
JESUS CHRIST MAN! Is the internet still not broken enough for you!?!?