Stamets@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 8 months agoTry me bitchlemmy.worldimagemessage-square21fedilinkarrow-up1516arrow-down13
arrow-up1513arrow-down1imageTry me bitchlemmy.worldStamets@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 8 months agomessage-square21fedilink
minus-squareSwingingTheLamp@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up54·edit-28 months agoPlant: joke’s on you, getting you to propagate my species has been a wildly successful reproductive strategy Human: sure, but it means you’ll go down with us as we destroy ourselves Plant: … Plant: shit
minus-squaresamus12345@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9arrow-down1·8 months agoSo will every other plant, though.
minus-squarekautau@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·edit-28 months agoYup “jokes on you, we rely on bees” Humans: kills the bees
Plant: joke’s on you, getting you to propagate my species has been a wildly successful reproductive strategy
Human: sure, but it means you’ll go down with us as we destroy ourselves
Plant: …
Plant: shit
So will every other plant, though.
Yup “jokes on you, we rely on bees” Humans: kills the bees