Eat their pizza and unionize anyways

If you’re trying to unionize, that’s their cue to unconditionally raise pay and benefits, and manage hazards and overtime demands.

If the bosses aren’t scramblingy to make the workplace not a hell hole, then a union is necessary and if the union fails, it’s time to move on and / or burn down the workplace.

It’s radical time.

I see your anti-union pizza, and raise you my final-day-at-work box of donut!