immarcbtw@iusearchlinux.fyi to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 9 months agoIn The Matrix, how are babies made?message-squaremessage-square67fedilinkarrow-up1123arrow-down17file-text
arrow-up1116arrow-down1message-squareIn The Matrix, how are babies made?immarcbtw@iusearchlinux.fyi to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 9 months agomessage-square67fedilinkfile-text
Being stuck in a pod by yourself makes it kinda difficult to get intimate with someone in the real world.
minus-squarekautau@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·9 months ago“Are you trying to tell me I can dodge taxes?” “No, neocapitalism, I’m trying to tell you that when you’re ready, you won’t have to.”
minus-squareohitsbreadley@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up2·9 months ago“If you can dodge taxes, you can dodge a ball”
minus-squareintensely_human@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·9 months agoDid you see the player with the red ball? Huh? Look again? ::: Gets smashed in the face with a kickball :::
“Are you trying to tell me I can dodge taxes?”
“No, neocapitalism, I’m trying to tell you that when you’re ready, you won’t have to.”
“If you can dodge taxes, you can dodge a ball”
Did you see the player with the red ball?
Huh?
Look again?
::: Gets smashed in the face with a kickball :::