We may share your poop with third party to improve user experience.
Your poop will be used to custom tailor your experience to be the best possible poop
We’ll scan your butt cheeks to tailor the toilet seat to your exact shape
Don’t be afraid to show your uniqueness
Enjoy the difference
“We value your privacy”
More like “We’ll make good value from your privacy”
“Your privacy has value to us [and our 1000 best friends].”
SmartPipe!
Here is an alternative Piped link(s): https://piped.video/watch?v=DJklHwoYgBQ
Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.
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That’s “Your privacy is very valuable to us.” Do you even corporate-speak?
Not in English apparently:(
Yours sounds more corporate indeed
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If you have nothing to hide you won’t have any problems
I like that you are still able to close and lock a door. Imagine holding eye contact with someone while you close the door behind you to get some privacy
I would be down for competitive pissing
Can we get glass toilet bowls as well? That way we could jugde anybody’s shit during session.
That’s in the next update
Our privacy policy is completely transparent.
Don’t you see how this improves law-enforcement? Now the criminals won’t dare to do forbidden stuff there.
-- some government, somewhere“I have nothing to hide”
Well, I dont
You only have to pay €1,- for each visit!
Little did they know that it’s exactly my thing.
“AI Generated Images” ?
This is a very old image, so extremely likely real or manually edited.
Bathroom or Black Lodge?
Not that weird, from a historical or regional perspective. Most of the history of humankind did not feature bathroom privacy. Toilets in rural China are basically lines of rectangular holes cut in the floor.
Tungsten glass? The one that goes white when electricity passes through it? Opaque when locked?
thankfully it’s usually the other way around: the glass is opaque and only transparent with power. So you don’t need to worry about an ill-timed power outage.