AncillaryJustice@lemmy.world to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world · 11 months agoIs it possible to eat in such a way that you'll never have to fart?message-squaremessage-square36fedilinkarrow-up1112arrow-down15file-text
arrow-up1107arrow-down1message-squareIs it possible to eat in such a way that you'll never have to fart?AncillaryJustice@lemmy.world to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world · 11 months agomessage-square36fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareEvil_incarnate@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·11 months agoIf you hold on for a few minutes, it will be absorbed by the colon and go into your bloodstream. Then it will be released into the atmosphere through your skin. Soundlessly and smellessly.
minus-squareAggressivelyPassive@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up1·11 months agoOnly a certain amount, you can’t hold everything in. Trust me, I tried.
If you hold on for a few minutes, it will be absorbed by the colon and go into your bloodstream. Then it will be released into the atmosphere through your skin. Soundlessly and smellessly.
That can’t be healthy
Only a certain amount, you can’t hold everything in.
Trust me, I tried.