AGuyAcrossTheInternet

Oh there is. So all is well! Right? (Forgot where I stole that image from. Somewhere on here, though.)

Sure the country needs to be turned off and on again, but clearly the median isn’t interested in that. So what remains? The system.

I’ve decided to abstain from voting, this time.

Granted, it may be because I’m nowhere near the U.S.

If you are, though, do pick your poison. You have this system, make use of it. And none of that “but it won’t change anything” nonsense!

Pah, just look at the bright side!

… And when you’ve found it, please tell me because I don’t see one.

The marketing wasn’t in-your-face enough, I suppose.

Don’t worry! Eventually, they will find a “cure,” such as Windows moving to a cloud-only model where your PC becomes a glorified dumb terminal!

So like Windows 365, but for consumers.

The less you remember, the more open is the gate for the next one like him to show up. It’s for a similar reason that Germans very much do make sure the Nazis aren’t forgotten about, e.g. Let him have his fame in history books.

As an example of what to avoid and how to avoid getting someone like him back.

Let’s put an end to this systemd-debated!

Thanks to you, I have overdrawn my Tageslachkontingent and will either have to compensate by laughing less tomorrow or filling out a Tageslachkontingenterhöhungsantrag.

Thats really just you’re opinion! Theirs nothing wrong with that!

True strength is bending the machine to appease your habits, not to bend your habits to appease the machine.

You know what fixes that? Meme NFTs! That way you can prove your ownership! :V

But I am viewing this on kbin! Better adapt Google’s WebDRM stuff to make sure memes stay where they’re uploaded first!

I didn’t know the My Immortal fanfic was getting a movie adaptation!

These look doubleplusgood to me!

Oh neat, this knowledge will now passively motivate me so hard to act normal that it’s gonna flag me every time!

Oh just give it about three days…

*Preußens Gloria intensifies. Ü