Australia’s primary export is being good at pulling things out of the ground and building a housing ponzi. We are not nearly as innovative as we could and should be.

Our closest ally is the US and we ran head first into the iraq war with them. Australia really doesn’t care about human rights when there’s money to be made.

US planning another coup as we speak.

I expected as much. The US does not give a shit about developing countries unless it can exploit them.

Other ingredients like mercury, lead and arsenic for strong bones and robust lungs.

Why is it always the companies you most expect.

Start fining uber the company a substantial amount for each offense and see how quickly their tone changes.

That’s a nice cock you got there

Do you think your cats respect the authority of the Victorian government? I wouldn’t bet on it.

Ignorance is your friend. Just go out and enjoy life brother. This isn’t worth finding out.

I can confirm. I, the one true spez that likes feeling people up inappropriately as per my username, did kill aaron. Then felt him up while furiously masturbating. Some will say there is no evidence, some will say that this is actionable libel.

-spez

Don’t fucking test me. I’ll fucking do it.