I’m in the 99,9999%

Very tasty friends.

I’ve been telling people for years that I love my micro/nano plastic diet. Gives me a very efficient layer of insulation. I can even shovel snow while wearing shorts.

Probably a Lambo! It’s insane that car culture felt the need for a friggin’ Lamborghini SUV. WTF!

Well, golly, another big company not giving a shit about climate change.

Don’t worry, you stupid bitches. I’ll drive my Civic & recycle. I’m sure that’ll help.