Covid 2 Cruise ship Boogaloo

I don’t actually use platforms like that. I left Instagram but it was like that.

Your friend should just buy a vibrator. Or 50 at the price of this knife.

Your friend is a pervert. I like them.

Pizza-like flatbread is not pizza. You can read all about it in the history section below. A taco isn’t a sandwich. A flatbread isn’t a pizza.

Pizza is Italian.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pizza

I will never know

50% less Newtons of force applied downwards as you cut through your food

https://seattleultrasonics.com/products/c-200-ultrasonic-8-chefs-knife

It vibrates at an ultrasonic resonance so you can cut a whopping 50% lighter.

I bought one to keep in my Tesla Truck full of Ouya consoles.

That’s like saying pizza isn’t Italian. Pizza Hut isn’t really Italian, but the roots are there. From the article:

JIANG: Salmon sushi started showing up all over Japan, especially at the cheap sushi restaurants, the ones with the conveyor belts. Bjorn realized salmon sushi had become a thing when a few years later, he was walking around Tokyo and he noticed the little plastic sushi replicas in the restaurant windows.

It may not have started that way, but it certainly is that way now.

Nah, dude. Those fucking stupid videos that you are sending me aren’t funny. Stop sending me that shit.

And when you swim, you’re swimming in Elton John’s jizz.

They congratulated us. If we faked it, Russia would have faked it first.

I only have OFFICIAL TRUMP Coin.

OH SNAP!!! Nice one. Can I see it?

Pay up then

Dude, I understand you are upset by my comments, but DMing me demanding that I send you pictures of my feet is inappropriate. Please stop unless you are willing to pay.

You can SHUT YO BITCH ASS UP!

Because I got shit to do. Oh, you didn’t like Morbius? Why didn’t you make a better movie?

My post championing the Public Broadcasting System is of highest quality.

I was looking at pictures of Mars’ surface from Curiosity with my uncle who is a lunar landing and science denier. He said, “That could be taken at any desert on Earth.” I was like NO SHIT! You mean to tell me that other planets have rocks too?!?! No fucking way! What do you expect it to look like?

You and your 6th grade reading level somehow outsmarted two generations of NASA scientists and their massive coverup and lies about space exploration? No, you fucking dunce.

You see, I beg to differ. This meme is proof that not all internet users should be allowed to make memes.