Bonus

*Hair Conditioner

How many are Paul Reubens and how many are Gene Simmons and …is that the guy who played Sasquatch on Six Million Dollar Man?

Aw, he looks like a sweetie

Best place to hide their weed.

c/shirtsthatgohard

Whatever I feel like want to do!

I essentially quit dairy. It did things like make me feel like I was having a heart attack as early as age five. I’ll have a reasonable amount now and then and it doesn’t bother me mostly. Andrew Weil suggested people with food sensitivities could try gradually reintroducing after stopping and recovering. Sometimes I remember this and try a little and I’m fine. Thing is, I grew up downing pints of milk and such. I guess you can OD on it but you can also tweak your prescription till you get it right.

[Nick Offerman in Deadwood, for the dipstick that downvoted such majesty]

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To be clear, this would, in fact, not be ADA-compliant so that sign would not be legal. The sign itself is obstructing a safe grip, on top of all the other flaws going on here, obviously. Unsurprisingly, this is Elfin Cove, Alaska’s claim to fame, according to an image search.

(Edit: I’m still embarrassed I wrote this aktshually)

We all see dead people

I see what I did wrong there now.

Dead guy? What dead guy?

Did anyone any of the inhabitants survive after this entire building failed catastrophically?

A living hell I hadn’t yet conjured .

We Are The Moon

Just picturing the guy being a sign gremlin all over the joint