You know she’s gonna turn around and say cellphone radiation gives you cancer

If you were only going 6 km/h you were doing it wrong

Is there a joke about the IVF bill here?

Except “luna” is latin for “Moon”, which means that in many neolatin languages the problem is still there. Probably Selene would be good for every language, She’s the whatever goddess of the whateverness of our Moon or whatever

We all need something to ponder sometimes