D_C

What do you mean about bourbon and nonsense?

(I usually only drink single malt from the smaller distilleries in Scotland but I’ve recently been given a Woodford reserve as a present)

I’m guessing that both Harrison Fords’ parents had human eyes therefore Harrison got human eyes…

Can they be called parents when they don’t seem to want to do much parenting?

You take that back. You take that back right now!!

How many nails, and are they rusty and mostly blunt?

Looks ready to receive putin again.

Ftfy.

I’d rather be murdered by the nicest serial killer than any of the others.

Logic dictates that he’d use a ‘nice’ way to do it, such as laughing gas, or something.
Over slowly skinning me alive and dunking me in a salt bath.

Dementia, probably. Demented, definitely.
However this is mainly because Obama got one. And the imbecilic bungling orange fools’ rage, ego, and narcissism just can’t handle it.

Nope.

Also, free cheesecake!!!

1.45 inch wide, yeah?

Thank you so much.

It’s in a bath. You wouldn’t get in the bath dressed, would you?

It’s really cold here if, you know 👉👈, anyone wants to give me a red panda…?

Wait, the narcissistic pathological liar lied? No way!

So you mean to say the person who hasn’t been honest once in 8 decades isn’t trustworthy? Well, whodda thunk it. I’m shocked. Shocked!!

“ewww, that would be bribery. This is not a bribe, it’s a … gift? Yes, it’s a gift. Definitely a gift. And we expect nothing in return ;⁠-⁠);⁠-⁠) just a little gift. And this is definitely not a distraction from the orange buffoon being a child rapist and being mentioned many times on the Epstein list!!!”

What a traumatic experience for the buffalo, I hope it’s ok.

I would hope not.
However, let’s face it, any company that has a rich CEO probably needs a quick visit to ascertain boundaries and behaviours.

"but I don’t know if I have the strength to do it …maybe another slice of birthday cake will give me the energy I need!!!”

I think, but 100% on this, that not all 6a’s were affected.

Patch it to the latest update. If you get a notification about your battery then it’s probably fucked.

When anyone or anything says that their product works “up to x%” I always presume it doesn’t really work at all.
Christ, 1% is included in that “up to 95.5%” vague bullshit statement.